Funny stories from Aspuri

At 10++ p.m.
A knock on my door.
I opened...

Teacher: Yes...?
Student: (Sobbing uncontrollably) Teacher...saya rasa saya tertelan...(cry,cry,cry) lalat dalam mee tadi!
Teacher: APE? (nak tergelak)
Student: Saya rasa saya tertelan lalat tadi...tapi saya taktau saya telan ke tak?
Teacher: Jap, awak rasa lalat tu dalam mulut awak?
Student: Takde, tapi kawan saya cakap dia nampak lalat dalam mee saya lepas saya dah makan.
Teacher: (Tak tahan sgt, so gelak) Ok, awak pun tak tau awak telan lalat tu ke tak? Awak sakit perut?
Student: (Shakes her head)
Teacher: Muntah?
Student: (Shakes her head)
Teacher: So takde apa-apa la...ok, kalau sakit perut bagitau teacher. takyah nangis-nangis. tidur ye

At 12 a.m.
A knock on our door.
One of my housemates opened the door.

Student 1: Teacher, cikgu...Azizuna ni pakai cincin ketat, Cikgu Fauziah suruh bukak sbb dah biru jari dia!
Teacher: Kenapa pakai cincin?
Azizuna: (Blur)
Teacher 2: Azizuna tau kan tak boleh pakai cincin? Ni cincin siapa? Ke cincin tunang?
Azizuna: Ni mak bagi
(Teachers looked at each other in disbelieve)
Teacher: Betul ke ni? Bukan emas tu...kenapa awak pakai kalau tau ketat? (Tries to pull out the ring. TOO TIGHT.
Student 2: Kami dah pakai sabun teacher, takmau keluar jugak.
Teacher: Dah tau ketat yg awak pakai jugak kenapa? Sekarang dah sakit.
(Teachers discuss among themselves)
Ms Aida: Kalau mcm ni kena pergi hospital! Cincin tu kena potong. Kita bukan ade alat dia.

We went to the hospital that night to remove A RING! A 20 cents worth ring which was forced into her ring finger and it was extremely tight it caused her finger to swell almost twice its actual size, and slightly blue. CRAZY!but true. A ha-ha-ha moment. HMM...Azizuna, Azizuna...